he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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