I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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