I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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