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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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