it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.