dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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