just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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