I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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