My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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