would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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