In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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