You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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