Pappa wants mamma naked
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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