so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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