In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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