I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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