I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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