Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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