is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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