Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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