this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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