Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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