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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.

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you're writing country songs now?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up

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(517): View more from Michigan

I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(209): View more from California

We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.

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(586): View more from Michigan

LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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(281): View more from Texas

So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.

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(515): View more from Iowa

i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink

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