Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
