I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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