You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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