If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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