im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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