whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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