How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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