I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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