It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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