Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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