Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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