Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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