Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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