try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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