Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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