It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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