problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating