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• (912): View more from Georgia

  i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day

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• (818): View more from California

  I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.

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  I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping

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• (516): View more from New York

  Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.

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• (650): View more from California

  I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?

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