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3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear

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(512) 3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear http://tfl.nu/ahne

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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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Which ones?

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(484): What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips? (610): Which ones? http://tfl.nu/2pkr

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school has made you so classy.

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that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

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(780): school has made you so classy. (514): that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884. http://tfl.nu/r8mz

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(434): View more from Virginia

So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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(434): So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus. http://tfl.nu/hw67

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(305): View more from Florida

he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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(305): he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me. http://tfl.nu/04rv

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"

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(778): we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza" http://tfl.nu/yszc

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(303): View more from Colorado

you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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(303): you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight. (303): and I must say, you were very persuasive http://tfl.nu/e18p

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The beer is more important than you right now.

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(778): The beer is more important than you right now. http://tfl.nu/guwa

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him

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(412): I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him http://tfl.nu/tu5w

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(360): View more from Washington

i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical

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(360): i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical http://tfl.nu/7e1z

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.

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(715): I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE. http://tfl.nu/ipmq

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(419): View more from Ohio

I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.

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(419): I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems. http://tfl.nu/2nf8

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor

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WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!

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(203): Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor (203): WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?! http://tfl.nu/dwzz

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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.

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(870): I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad. http://tfl.nu/fd99

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(425): View more from Washington

Talking to him sober hurts my brain

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(425): Talking to him sober hurts my brain http://tfl.nu/d5oz

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