i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?