sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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