ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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