God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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