new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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