Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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