Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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