just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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