Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Holy sore nipples Batman
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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