You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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