Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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