I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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