You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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