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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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