I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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