elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I will be naked everywhere
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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